cold coffee

cold coffee is one of the grossest substances on earth, and nothing can be done to redeem it. once i've had a sip of cold coffee, it makes me want to gag and stay away from any other kind of coffee for the rest of my life, because i know...that even if i pour myself a fresh, warm cup...eventually, i will unwittingly take a sip and it will be cold again, and another piece of my soul will die.